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Bar Jokes

Adventurer C
TGIF! It's been a rough week, so I'm in need of some additional material. I'm hopeful that this will spark some of you to help add to my collection.   A sandwich came into a bar one night. The bartender stepped up and saw plainly that the new customer was a sandwich and shouted, "Hey get outta here we don't serve food in here!" A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint of beer.  "Sorry, I can't serve you," states the bartender.  "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.  "You're under 21, " replies the bartender. Enjoy!