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Adventurer C
A guy is flying on a Southwest Airlines flight. He's sitting in his seat, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him (it was a late night flight). He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific." The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from the bag of peanuts. "Hey," the guy calls to the Flight Attendant, "What's with the peanuts?" "Oh," the flight attendant answers, "They're complimentary."
Adventurer C
I bet you cracked yourself up typing that one! That, my friends, is a "Jill-Joke."
Explorer C
I love Jill-Jokes! They are what I refer to as "Ashley Jokes" (in honor of my best friend). I will for sure share your joke with her. Here is the latest she has shared with me. Enjoy! So a mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Excuse me sir, we don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom replies back, "Why not, I'm a Fun-gi!"
Aviator C
Hey Jill, do you ever notice the puns in the headlines of The Wall Street Journal. This week they had a story about U.S. Steel's earnings, and the caption to the graphic said "Galvanized." In Friday's issue, they had a story about The Who's latest CD. The headline was: "See Me, Feel Me, Buy My New CD." Blog Boy
Explorer C
Here's one I shared with Jill at lunch: What do you call a karate loving pig? A Pork Chop! Jill, keep 'em coming...
Explorer C
Jill, I LUV it!!! I'm just catching up on posts I missed last week and feel like my day is complete now that I've read a new Jill joke. And not only was one of your funniest yet! See you manana.
hey jill~i love this joke too! it's one of my favorites, and i think the only one that i remember the punchline, ask my hubby, i swear! however, you did a better job telling it, thanks for the chuckle 😉