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jhallen
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Two Bats One evening two vampire bats were hanging out in their cave. One said, "Man, I'm starving! I need to get some blood!" And he flew out of the cave. He returned about three hours later with blood dripping from his mouth. "Where'd you get the blood?" the other bat asked. "Well, you fly out of the cave, and you see the first tree on the left?" "Yes," the other bat replied. "Well, I didn't." Farmer Joke What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor? Glowworm Q. How do you make a glowworm happy? A. Cut off it's tail. It'll be delighted.
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blusk
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Okay, Jill, You asked for it! A guide was showing a Texan Niagra Falls Guide: "I'll bet you don't have anything like that in Texas." Texan: "Nope, I reckon we don't, but we got plumbers that could fix it." Blog Boy
Leah4
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What did one deli say to the other deli? Let's meat (meet) for dinner tonight! 🙂 Oh, ha, ha!
Phil
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I have a question. Maybe someone could advice or comment. Does sotuh west Airlines require you to take a physical to be a Customer Service Agent. Does southwest hire HVI postive people
doncie
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Phil... I do not know about sotuh west Airlines(sp), but Southwest Airlines, we require a drug test, and yes, you must be HVI (Humorous, Very Intelligent) positive.
Leah4
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Which part of the chicken do SWA employees like to eat the best? The wing! Ah, ha, ha! :) What do SWA brides wear on their dress instead of a train? They wear wings! Oh, boy, I better stop now. Ha!
pcerda
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In the famous words of Charlie Brown: Good grief. Jedi Blog Master (laughing on the inside)
Leah4
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I have another joke. What car dealership would SWA employees never buy from? UNITED Ford! Ha, ha, ha! I don't know how many cities have that dealership, so some people reading this might not have heard of it. I put United in caps to emphasize & not to shout.
Leah4
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I have some more; these have Oklahoma town names in them: What town might you not find ladies/girls in? Boise City! (it's pronounced Boys, not Boy-zee, like Idaho) What town do you enter to go into your backyard from the outside? Gate! What town might you find people who LUV to cook? Baker! Where in NW Oklahoma do people go to fly somewhere? Jet (the population of that town is 230) What town might you not find a lot of sunshine? Cloudy "Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "Ada." "Ada who?" "I Ada (ate a) steak & baked potato at Steak & Ale Monday night! (Ada is the town in Southern/SEastern Ok. where I transferred to finish college) What town in the Panhandle would you go to when you need to drive/lock/unlock a door? Keyes! Yes, it's spelled with another "E." I have other Oklahoma town jokes, but will stop with those for now. Here are two more I have: What part of your body do you sometimes use in sentences? Colon! I'm saving the best of all for last-What did Blog Boy Brian say after eating too much candy corn? "Oh, I filafel!" (Feel awful; a filafel is something you eat in Israel. I ate one there, & it was good)
Leah4
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Okay, I have one more joke. Why do cows like to workout? They like to burn "cow"lories! Ah ha, ha! That's one reason why I exercise! 🙂
Leah4
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I thought of another one. Why did the nurse ask for a red crayon or marker & a piece of paper? She was going to draw blood!