09-12-2007
03:02 PM
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Southwest Airlines dress code:
No females under the age of 26 (id's will be checked) allowed unless wearing polyester pant suits or bolero dresses circa 1904.
No Hooters employees.
No females with a cup size over B unless they are overweight and wearing spandex.
No females that are prettier than other females that have an inferiority complex.
No girl scouts unless they are in the official boy scout uniform.
No females wearing tight jeans unless they are 3 sizes too small and are 50 lbs overweight.
Remember, Southwest prides itself as an organization that values other customers more than you. If you keep that in mind you won't be disappointed.
Taken and edited from the Customer Service section:
Again, the mission of Southwest Airlines is dedication to the highest quality of Customer Service (compared to flying a crop duster) delivered with a sense of warmth, (showing to much leg means you might be cold) friendliness (two faced), individual pride (I am better than you), and Company Spirit (Vague, means whatever benefits us at the moment). And, the information in this document is intended to show you that, regardless of the circumstances that may arise (get the heck off our plane) during your flight, we have already thought about your safety (Jealous women), your wellbeing (keeping you from being attacked by these women), your pocketbook (we value your money), and your expectations (you didn't really expect to fly with us did you?). You see, we are here not only to get you from point Ã
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