I like the fact that this blog is titled "Nuts about Southwest". Kevin Smith needed two seats. He was on standby, which means that he can only board the plane when there are available seats. The flight only had one seat. That poor person who actually had a ticket for that flight and had to sit next to Mr. Smith would be the one who would suffer.
Kudos to Southwest for protecting THAT person's right to have a comfortable flight.
So-called "annoying" rules that we don't like are put in place to protect us all. If there were no parking meters then we'd have asshole piggies parking their cars there permanently and we'd never be able to park anywhere on the street.
Mr. Smith is a whiner. He's fat because he doesn't exercise any self-restraint. It was his impatience that made him take an earlier flight. Now he's crying because he can't push his blubber onto a paying ticket-holder. Boo hoo hoo silent Bob. Go back to making your silent potty jokes.
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