02-16-2010
12:16 AM
If fat folks are to be denied boarding because they are a hazard to slim (and one would thus assume nimble) people in case of emergency evacuation, are we also going to ban the handicapped, disabled and blind? What about little kids, they might be a hazard to trip over as you bolt for the exits. And old people, they are so slow and might get confused! Oh, and no more computers on board -- those pesky cords might tangle your foot in the mad dash to the evacuation slides. And, since we are talking safety -- no more booze! Emergency evacuations require everyone to be 100% sober.
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