01-22-2007
10:45 PM
4 Loves
A few years back I would always end up connecting through Vegas at night to get wherever I was supposed to be. The Vegas airport is a freak show. The first thing you see at the gate is a couple screaming at the gate agent "What do you mean the flight already left? You told me I had half an hour 10 minutes ago!"
On one of those occasions, after being told that the couple had missed the last flight of the night, the man (who looked like he belonged on an episode of COPS with his shirt off) told his companion "(expletive) these guys, we'll take the private jet. We don't need this (expletive)."
Yeah. You'll take the private jet. That's why you were booked on the red eye to Tampa on America Worst.
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