Kevin confirmed that he fit within the cramped confines of your arm rests without choking the outside people with his fat, but your stewardess kicked him off anyways, claiming that the pilot could see him from the cockpit. Except that the pilot was in the cockpit and Kevin Smith was in COACH! Since when do airline pilots have binoculars to view the Coach area?
Although Southwest is a popular airline, and is able to get you where you need to go in the quickest way possible, the next time I use an airline, I don't care if I have to pay extra with more stops along the way to get to my destination. Southwest Airlines can kiss my balls.
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