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Chad Vader! YES!!!!! Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Eh, I know. I was prepared for that. At least I have hope for the Phillies. Jedi Blog Master ... View more

OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!! I've actually BEEN to a Mercury game. Jedi Blog Master ... View more

No, not a traitor. I was raised in PA. Penn State Phillies Eagles Flyers ...but I do cheer the Suns. I disowned the Sixers YEARS ago. Jedi Blog Master ... View more

WE ARE.... PENN STATE! JoPa will outlive us all. Jedi Blog Master with a white lightsaber in a blue sheath... ... View more

HEY!!! Here's an idea....... Fellas, Just show up wearing a sock. Just one. Where you place it is up to you. I mean, it does cover everything right? Since everyone is bashing Southwest for being the "fashion police, that should conform to your standards, right? You can wear that on the street and not get stopped right? Please, correct me if I'm wrong. Ladies, A thong and pasties would be appropriate attire. After all, you ARE covered. Heaven forbid that someone should infringe on your right to express yourself. You'd want your teenage son to look at that and have your daughter dress like that as well, right? See how ridiculous that sounds when you put it that way? Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Kim, I heard about this. I even offered my services for "laser corrective surgery", but alas, my corrective tool is on a plane to Houston. This is not the celebrity you're looking for..... Jedi Blog Master ... View more

AWESOME. I was very honored to donate my tool of my trade. Jedi Blog Master ... View more

In the famous words of Charlie Brown: Good grief. Jedi Blog Master (laughing on the inside) ... View more

Clot Boy, here's to a speedy recovery! Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Ding! Boy, I've been around, just haven't been posting as much. I've got a lot going on as of late........ Jedi Blog Master ... View more

So, I was in PHL for the Phillies 10,000th loss game....You KNOW you're in Philadelphia and the fans start up the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES EAGLES EAGLES chant by the 5th inning. Ah yes, to be a fan of all things PHL.... Except for the Sixers. I disowned them YEARS ago when I moved to PHX.... Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Funny comment of the day........ So I'm on the phone with a CCR doing a name correction when she says out of nowhere (she's a reader of the blog) and out of nowhere she says: "can't we just GIVE Leah a job with us already?!?!?! Should we start the petition? And Kim too!" Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Happy birthday Leah! May your birthday be filled with a candy corn layered cake, peanuts, and soft drinks! Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Juice Newton? Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Abdulaziz, 3 checked bags up to 50 pounds each. 62 inches in length plus width plus height. Jedi Blog Master ... View more

"Please have 14 pieces of id available for tsa inspection. They donà ... View more

Christa, If you look at some other posts this has already been addressed. Schedule will open through January 16th tomorrow or Thursday. Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Herb Time = Central Time Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Brian, Candy Corn does NOT work in the slot machines at Lost Wages. You also can't cash in bags for chips at the poker table either. They will take Kit Kats, but no candy corn. I found out the hard way. Jedi Mind Tricks also do not work on the slot machines, although they may work on blackjack dealers. *waves hand* "you would like to hold on 13 and hit on 20" Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Bill, RES is NOT updated with this info in SWALife! We still have the 28th. Paco ... View more

Cathy, Yes, as far as I know. Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Leah, Actually, PRC is open 5am (first shift) to 1am (4:30pm to 1am shift shuts the party down). Ivan, Bring it on!!! I KNOW where you sit!! Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Leah, That would be great! Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Paula Berg is... Absolutely a FUN luving girl! She has this incredible aura around her and a glow that lights up a room as soon as she enters. Her hospitality is awesome, her sense of humor is impeccable, and she is an incredible conversationalist. Jedi Blog Master ... View more

dremekie, Just uninstall Ding! on your pc. Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Of COURSE the one that had me almost falling out of my chair laughing (while on a call with a customer, mind you) was: "PHX sky harbor Due to noise abatement procedures caused by Paco and Kim arguing over movie screens and steaks,traffic is experiencing Gate Hold and Taxi delays between 30 minutes and 44 minutes in length and decreasing." ... View more

I'm in the 82,000's. Luckily, when Travel Agents ask for my sign I can tell them it's Double Zero..........Double O Paco. That's right, baby...Double O Paco. Jedi Blog Master ... View more

USS Blog Boy, Man, I LUV reading your blog posts! It's good to see you get some R and R! Trojan Blog Boy and I dug your picture with you Steve! Jedi Blog Master ... View more

Oh man....I go on vacation and come back to this! Let's see how many of these I can answer starting from the top!: Drew, Oh PLEASE get me the next time you call! I got a few responses for those! Tommy, You know, that's a great point. I'll submit that idea. Phil, I'm working on that. Reach out and touch someone......*bZzZzZt* Of course, I just use a disturbance in the force and give them a really bad headache. Leah, Hearing impaired calls - I actually get a decent amount of them. They usually come late in the evening. Also, as far as your RR question, when you book a reservation online and it cannot find a RR account, it assigns you a customer account. You would need to have the 2 merged through customer relations. Sometimes it won't be able to locate if you have a hyphenated last name or enter a middle initial that's not listed on the account (or vice versa). Customer relations - 214.792.4223 Scott, Thank you! I knew of us talking about international, but I had no idea where. That pretty much clears it up. Kim, You are an absolute TRIP! I owe a frosty beverage should you ever come to PHX! Jim, Thank you! Took the post right out of my fingers! ... View more