Southwest competitors beware: The Boston Fee Party is OVER!!! Southwest Airlines is coming to town! Low Fares. No Hidden Fees.
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04-10-2007
04:01 PM
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I'm a Southwest Employee. When I was still fairly new to the company, I caught the infectious onboard spirit of our Flight Attendants and decided to ask one of them if I could sing a song over the PA. Having been granted permission, I sang "The LUV Plane"--a Southwest-style version of the "The Love Boat" television theme song, made popular by the great Jack Jones.
When I was done, of the nearly full plane--about 120 Customers--there was only a spattering of applause--maybe three or four clapped... with one yelling out "Don't quit your day job!" I was too embarrassed to admit that working for Southwest is my day job.
None of the three Flight Attendants looked me in the eye for the rest of the flight, and I haven't sung since. Maybe having my hair in a Sanjaya "pony-hawk" would have helped. 🙂
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When a muffled voice was heard from the back lav, sheepishly uttering the words -- "A little help back here, please." -- the Customers aboard the Southwest flight quickly and overabundantly answered the call of duty.
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I've heard Southwest Airlines is the FUN airline, but allowing graffiti on the overhead bins and TPing the cabin might be considered a bit over the top.
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