This one's an oldie but a goodie. During the safety announcement, "Should this flight turn into a cruise, your seat cushion can
be used for floatation."
And also when we were taxiing to the gate after landing, we stopped, but not at the gate, and a couple seat belts could be heard
un-clicking. The flight attendant said "Ladies and gentlemen, anybody who stands up before the captain turns off the fasten
seat belt sign is volunteering to stay after the flight and help us clean the plane." Nobody got up until they were good and sure
that the seatbelt sign was off.
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