Captain(*ding*): Ladies & Gentlemen welcome abord Southwest Airlines. Due to a shortage of supplies we have provided toilet paper instead of 'fancy napkins'. We do apologize for the inconvienence but please ckeck back with us in 2010 and we should have a new roll of toilet paper by then. Thanks and enjoy your flight. Remember "SHARING IS CARING" so take a pice, and pass it back!
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