I can tell you how many times I've been seated next to some gigantically fat bastard on long flights. There is nothing quite like ending up at your destination with a kink in your neck and back while being covered in the repulsive sweat of a super gigantic toad. Rather than be pissed at Southwest you should realize that your choice to become a gigantic fat-ass brings with it responsibilities. Your right to be a disgusting fat body ends at my arm rest Piggy!
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