02-17-2010
08:20 PM
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i'd like to formally apologize to southwest airlines for endangering their aircraft & the lives of all the passengers by threatening to occupy a single seat when two seats are clearly needed to accomodate my gargantuous bottom, for purposes of safety, in order to avoid tipping over the aircraft in flight.
once again i sincerely apologize, & would like to re-emphasize the fact that southwest airlines will remain my airline of choice, indefinately.
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