09-20-2007
05:39 PM
3 Loves
I think SWA needs to take this further.
1. Station a fashion panel at each gate to judge everyone before boarding? you must get 2 votes to board.
2. Put weigh scales and body fat testers at each gate. Exceed the norm and you're out.
3. Put a "human" box like they have to measure carry on luggage for people to squeeze into. If they don't fit, they ride in the baggage compartment underneath.
4. Odor police for those goobers in the wife beater shirts stinking up the joint, touching my arm with their hairy knuckles?
Institute al this and I will fly SWA
Seriously, SWA, your flight attendant blew this one and so did you for approving his/her actions and issuing a bogus apology.
There are much more professional methods of handling these situations. Your "recovery" team needs to be fired. Keith was just jealous because she looked better in that skirt than he does.
I would wager the only people complaining are the obese haus fraus who take up half my seat and only dream of being able to wear clothes like Miss Ebbert. They should be booted off.
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