Southwest Airlines Community

I don't like to sit next to obese people. I don't like to sit next to people who smell. I don't like to sit next to sick people. I don't like to sick next to people who have crying unruly babies. I don't like to sit next to strangers who want to talk to me. I don't like to sit next to people who have smokers cough. I don't like to sit next to people who smell like cigarette smoke. I don't like to sit next to people who fart. I don't like to sit next to or behind people who don't wash their hair. I don't like to sit next to people who look like terrorists. I don't like to sit next to people who wear funny hats due to their religious beliefs. With that said that's most of the people in the world. You and all the fat smelly unkept unhealthy Kevin Smiths can take a train, stay home or buy two tickets. In fact, buy all the seats so I don't have to sit next to you... Go Southwest! Keep up the good work and please use my post as future recommendations for telling people why they can't fly on your airlines so that I may enjoy my flight for a change. Interestingly, I think this was intended as a publicity stunt for a second rate director promoting his new film, CopOut, which is due out on Feb. 26. Never knew who the fat**s was until today. ... View more

I don't like to sit next to obese people. I don't like to sit next to people who smell. I don't like to sit next to sick people. I don't like to sick next to people who have crying unruly babies. I don't like to sit next to strangers who want to talk to me. I don't like to sit next to people who have smokers cough. I don't like to sit next to people who smell like cigarette smoke. I don't like to sit next to people who fart. I don't like to sit next to or behind people who don't wash their hair. I don't like to sit next to people who look like terrorists. I don't like to sit next to people who wear funny hats due to their religious beliefs. With that said that's most of the people in the world. You and all the fat smelly unkept unhealthy Kevin Smiths can take a train, stay home or buy two tickets. In fact, buy all the seats so I don't have to sit next to you... Go Southwest! Keep up the good work and please use my post as future recommendations for telling people why they can't fly on your airlines so that I may enjoy my flight for a change. Interestly, I think this was intended as a publicity stunt for a second rate director promoting his new film, CopOut, which is due out on Feb. 26. Never knew who the fat**s was until today. ... View more