Here are some myspace page photos of that paragon of ladylike virtue and behavior /s:
Meanwhile, to all those who bluff that they are quitting Southwest, all I can say is enjoy your higher fares and Soviet-style service on alternative airlines. Can't wait for one of you to sign up for a USAir flight. Last one I got on, they cancelled without notice as I arrived at the airport, claimed it was bad weather in a distant city, forced me to wait another whole night with huge luggage I'd dragged across a city and was exhausted from, refused to hold it for the night, gave me a crummy lying lecture on 'federal homeland security regulations' (as if stinking terrorists can predict weather and know to strike when there is bad weather in a distant city, yeah sure) and to top it off, gave zero, repeat, absolutely zero, apology, and not even an apologetic smile, just the nasty Soviet service that would have put Aeroflot circa 1972 to shame. I can't wait for one of you to get on one of those USAir flights at double the price instead of Southwest. It warms the cockles of my heart. In reality, I smell bluffing and know plenty will be back. Up until now, the only thing you needed to be sure to not do, other than join alqaida, was show up without wearing panties and parading your bare belly. Now with this Southwest apology, you don't even have to do that anymore, you can go as pantiless as you like and flash that belly so what's not to like. Meantime, enjoy your Soviet service on the dinosaur airlines of your choice.
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Lovely Kyla (have you seen the bags under her eyes and those strangely hardened features? She looks a lot older than 23) now says the airline is exploiting her for its 'skimpy' fares. This bimbo loudly sought out attention in the media, parading herself around on talk shows and now is upset that she got it.
The whole issue of her 'victimhood' needs to be looked at a little closer. I understand she had the top hiked up to her boobs and was exposing her whole midsection to the world. If a 300-pounder like me had done that, you know what the reaction would be, so right there she's calling for special bimbo's rights to expose her belly in the quest for either attention or business. And what would the reaction be if a 300-pound man with a hairy belly did it? Why the double standards?
Second, if you visit her myspace page, she's a self-declared 'swinger' and fan of Britney Spears which is probably informing her irrational toddler-like tantrums. Like Spears, she is demanding attention and screaming when she gets it. She also calls herself 'easy' on her myspace page, and has offered to send photos (clothed? unclothed?) to anyone who finds a fake site on herself (Don't try to change it, Kyla, it's cached). From reading her site, one can conclude that at the very best, this self-described 'swinger' seems to be in the market for a rich man to marry, and in the meantime, seems to be advertising herself to anyone interested in sampling her. Meanwhile, she has told the media she flies 100 times a year, which is awfully strange for a 'student.'
Let's get that straight again - a Hooters waitress cum 'student' - where is she enrolled that lets her fly in out of class 100 times of year, let alone the Hooters establishment, which for all its T&A, is nevertheless a business that requires regular employees. She flashes her belly on flights, and advertises herself for anyone who wants to read it on the Internet that she is both 'easy' and a 'swinger.' Her own words.
What she seems to be really upset about is that her indecent exposure has been hampered by customer complaints and that's probably bad for her business. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to wonder if 100 flights a year flashing one's belly on each flight is a way of trawling for business from lecherly businessmen on the road.
With her threatening a lawsuit and her greed for a cash settlement whetted, Southwest should investigate what this self-described 'swinger' was really doing on all those flights. She probably used her special way of 'dressing' as ads for an unlicensed and illegal business.
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I weigh 300 pounds. If I show up dressed like a Hooters waitress, with a micromini, an exposed midriff, no panties, and a big stuffed bra, can I too get a free ride? That seems to be the lesson of this sorry episode.
You should have told her to cover up, quit being a strumpet for attention and stuck to it. By the way, this hooker's claim that she's a 'student' and flying all the way to Phoenix for a doctor's appointment was pretty suspect. She probably had a client to service.
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