Dear SW,
Thank you for protecting my health and safety by not allowing fat people on your flights. Since you have been so proactive regarding fatties, It is my hope that you will address several other of my heath and safety concerns such as,
1. Babies and small children on flights: Not only are they loud (thus preventing me from hearing SW Crew in an emergency), they often stink (headache, distraction from safety issues), kick the back of my seat - pull my hair - invade my space (thus preventing me from enjoying my paid-for seating), also, in an emergency cannot pull their own weight and would get in the way of fellow passengers exiting the airplane.
2. Elderly passengers: If they can't move as fast as me, I don't want them between me and the nearest emergency exit. It's a safety issue.
3. Disabled passengers: Hey, if my safety is impaired because of a fattie, how much more is it impaired if some person how can't even walk is between me and the emergency exit.? I don't think cripples should be allowed to block my exits and should not be able to fly on the same plane as me.
4. Non-English speaking passengers: If they can't understand the safety instructions from the crew they should not be allowed to fly on the plane! No habla, no fly.
5. Depressed passengers: If they are depressed, I don't want them to fly. God only knows what they will be up too (and they most likely stink as well).
Of course, this is just the "tip of the iceberg". I'm sure once you get working on it you can find all kinds of other people that pose safety risks and ban them too. I'm happy to keep flying such a God-fearing, pro-American company such as SW. Keep up the good work!
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Dear SW,
Thank you for protecting my health and safety by not allowing fat people on your flights. Since you have been so proactive regarding fatties, It is my hope that you will address several other of my heath and safety concerns such as,
1. Babies and small children on flights: Not only are they loud (thus preventing me from hearing SW Crew in an emergency), they often stink (headache, distraction from safety issues), kick the back of my seat - pull my hair - invade my space (thus preventing me from enjoying my paid-for seating), also, in an emergency cannot pull their own weight and would get in the way of fellow passengers exiting the airplane.
2. Elderly passengers: If they can't move as fast as me, I don't want them between me and the nearest emergency exit. It's a safety issue.
3. Disabled passengers: Hey, if my safety is impaired because of a fattie, how much more is it impaired if some person how can't even walk is between me and the emergency exit.? I don't think cripples should be allowed to block my exits and should not be able to fly on the same plane as me.
4. Non-English speaking passengers: If they can't understand the safety instructions from the crew they should not be allowed to fly on the plane! No habla, no fly.
5. Depressed passengers: If they are depressed, I don't want them to fly. God only knows what they will be up too (and they most likely stink as well).
Of course, this is just the "tip of the iceberg". I'm sure once you get working on it you can find all kinds of other people that pose safety risks and ban them too. I'm happy to keep flying such a God-fearing, pro-American company such as SW. Keep up the good work!
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