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Drop Me a Line!

Adventurer B
Pickup lines?  Yes, Flight Attendants do sometimes  hear some good ones.  I think I'm correct in saying more are heard on Friday nights than Monday mornings!  Also, females hear more than males, although males are not exempt from hearing them. I surveyed some friends and found a few to share during this Valentine's week: "Have you ever been arrested?  It's illegal to look that good!" "You have to know CPR because you take my breath away." "I'm not drunk.  I'm just intoxicated by you!" "Do I know you?  That's a shame.  I'd sure like to." "You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet!" "I'd like to be in your circle of friends." "If I borrowed your glasses, could I see you tomorrow night?" "Does God know you escaped from Heaven?" "I'm like an American Express card, you shouldn't go home without me!" "Congratulations, you've just been voted the most beautiful Flight Attendant.  I'm your prize!" "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" "You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line!" I don't know if any of these really worked, but share some lines you have either heard or used.  Tell us whether or not you "fell under the spell" of some of these Romeos.