Let's face it. Kevin Smith is a big guy. He was pretty hefty when he made Clerks, and he's pretty hefty now. However, I know people who could sit on Smith and squish him flat. This is yet another example of Southwest gate and cabin crews arbitrarily applying company rules for convenience or attention whoring. Remember when you kicked the girl in the tiny dress off? It wasn't because every other passenger could see her cooch. Next time I fly Southwest, I'll take a middle seat-- with tiny dress on the window, and Kevin Smith on the aisle just so I can enjoy all your uppity flight attendants staring up her skirt and brushing by his bulbous booty.
I weigh 200 pounds on a 5' 7" frame. Am I subject to Southwest's Passenger of Size policy? I could be given such arbitrary enforcement. Give me a break, Southwest. This is why I don't fly with you more often. I'm from Birmingham, a BIG Southwest station, and, I was born only minutes before Southwest's first revenue flight ever, but I tend to book Delta. Southwest has an array of non-stops from my town, but I'd just as soon take the 30-minute hop to Atlanta or Memphis for crap like this.
Fire Suzanne #84175 NOW.
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