Maybe Southwest can have their own reality TV show. "What not to wear on our airline." The pre-show clips could go something like:
(Scene: Woman in miniskirt enters plane.)
Announcer: See how unsuspecting paying customers react when....
(Sound effects) Buzzz, "You've been yanked."
(Scene: Woman being escorted off plane by flight attendant.)
Announcer: Before they know it they're being invited off the plane by Southwest's fashion police because of what they're wearing.....or should I say not wearing.
(Scene: Nervous woman seated in plane in short skirt motions to flight attendant.)
Uh....could I have a blanket, please?
Hey, this could even spawn new businesses. Imagine pulling that Sky Mall magazine out and seeing new products being offered like, "Make sure you measure up. Before you go on board, this handy measuring tape will alert you to whether your skirt puts you at risk of getting yanked because of Southwest length violations or you can go on board, confident that you can take your seat and be left alone to travel to your destination. Only 5.99 plus shipping and handling." Or maybe, "Disposible coverups, only 15.99 per pack of 12 plus shipping and handling. You'll never have to worry about getting yanked again. Easily fits in your purse. Comes in Southwest orange, red, white and blue, fashionable black or tan.
Come on Southwest, get a life. If your stewardesses were wearing those hot pants they used to back in the '70's, they'd all be at risk of getting kicked off the plane. Hey, maybe you can put it up for a vote while on the plane, ask the passengers if the offending party can stay or leave, that way you leave it up to the jury, so to speak. Ahhhh, another era comes to an end, no more "Fun Fares." Thanks for the laugh.
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