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You know Paco, as hard as I am searching for some smart-alec remark to make myself sound intelligent on record (because I have no life), I just can't seem to think of anything. So forgive me while I just reach over and slug you in the arm instead. :) Nah, seriously though, you hit everything on the head with a good balance of humor and tact. Keep up the good work! ... View more

"Wow, you're right! This IS an excellent way to cut up my old credit cards since I'll be applying for a Southwest Airlines Visa and that it's the only credit card I'll need for the rest of my life!" ... View more

Oh, Jill... I feel posting these other corny jokes may be my only shot at revenge, so here goes: Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" A man takes his Rotweiller to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really, really heavy." ... View more