I had a great flight back from Chicago thanks to a team of friendly, lovely flight attendants, and was inspired to write this song on the southwest napkins that came with my peanuts. It was then performed (poorly) on the loudspeakers by request.
A Southwest LUV Song
Will you permit a flight of fancy,
You of flowing hair and silver pendant,
Who lightly tread these speckled aisles,
Disguised as Southwest flight attendant,
Other passengers may not recognize,
Peanuts bestowed by divine hands,
They fail to hear, in Ã
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