I've read others of this ilk, like "how to prepare to deploy to the desert," and so on, which were funny, but this one was almost "rolling on the floor laughing" good! As one who spent many, many hours airborne as a passenger on "government contract" airliners, I could identify with the situations described - and with the extreme professionalism denoted! You might add in, however, "Take off all your rings and go to the hottest singles bar in town. Then smile sweetly and pretend to be amazed at the tales of the exploits of all those guys who assure you they're not married at the moment..."
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