02-15-2010
02:02 PM
I'm six foot tall and tip the scales at 300 pounds. Yes, I'm a fatty. Like Jumbo the Elephant I salivate at the thought of Southwest's delicious in-flight peanuts. I travel for a living and consider myself lucky enough to live in a Southwest hub city. I have A-list status and qualify annually for a companion pass. Knowing full well the size of my posterior, I have designated my ass as my companion. While I can still manage to fully deploy the arm rests, I would love for my favorite airline to clarify this 25 year old policy as I and my companion are on the cusp of possible ejection from a flight.
PS
How big has Kevin Smith gotten exactly? In my travels I've seen passengers on Southwest who've made me feel small as a Minnow in comparison to a Beluga Whale! Or is this simply a "Left Coast" thing?
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