Just a quick little fun story..... We had a passenger come into the airport, and he walked right up to the ticket counter. He said, "I'll take a ticket to Los Angeles, please!" We rapidly checked the existing flights we had, and we said, "Sir, we have a flight at such and such time and that will be $296.00 plus tax." The gentleman looked back at us and said, "the sign outside says all I need is LUV." ha ha ha..... NICE TRY!!!!! Let's hear some of the funny things you may have overheard at the airport.