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A guy is flying on a Southwest Airlines flight. He's sitting in his seat, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him (it was a late night flight). He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific." The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from the bag of peanuts. "Hey," the guy calls to the Flight Attendant, "What's with the peanuts?" "Oh," the flight attendant answers, "They're complimentary."