06-11-2007
07:01 PM
5 Loves
Hey Saddle Tan Fan Matthew, we do respect you, and is that a Western Saddle or a Racing Saddle.
Ding! boy remember to "remove clothes before ironing," and how did you get the engine block onto your desk?
Blog Boy
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Francisco,
You didn't tell us about your promotion! Congratulations and well deserved.
Blog Boy
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06-11-2007
08:51 AM
380 Loves
In the past year or so, I have thoroughly enjoyed reading all of everyone's comments, and the dialogue has been great. Sometimes, specific comments stand out, but at other times, the comments form a stream of consciousness. No, I am not talking about William Faulkner or James Joyce, but here is a specific example of which I am talking. If you have been reading the blog for any amount of time, you have probably noticed those catchy slogans with which Ding! boy (aka Joe Friedmann) almost always closes his blogs. If you haven't noticed, here's a sampling-along with my "scholarly" narrative in parenthesis. (The first one below is a complete version-I have deleted the "Ding! boy" from most of the rest):
No messages to display. Stay tuned for new messages.
Ding! boy
Joe (But, there are plenty more messages, see below.)
As told to. (Gee, sounds like a celebrity autobiography to me.)
The total due exceeds the available balance. Please insert more money. (Was this a sign next to a slot machine?)
Now caffeine free (Since when did water have caffeine anyway?)
Now with real fruit juices (As opposed to unreal juice?)
Remove foil before microwaving (Well, duh!)
Searching to find out who plants dandelions in my yard... (Rumor has it that this is being done by the grouch down the street from Joe.)
I injured my endoplasmic reticulum today! (Ouch, Ding! boy that must hurt.)
A tradition in airplane dining experience for over 35 years! (Aren't "airplane" and "dining experience" self-canceling phrases?)
Blog boy says, "Smithers, get me some more candy corn." (Egggggselent)
The following program is intended for immature audiences only. Viewer indiscretion is ill advised. (I never want to be ill advised, but I have been called immature before.)
I go! You go! We all San Diego! (So, where in the world is Carmen San Diego?)
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States (How about if you mail it in Guam?)
We plan-you plant. (See dandelion reference above)
Remove infant before folding stroller. (So, that's how they work?)
½ block north of the current location (Are you on the east or west side of the road?)
Outstanding in the field. (Is this better than being out sitting in the field during a lightning storm?)
And here are my two favorites, which are both references to the funniest movie ever made, Airplane:
Shirley, you can't be serious! (I told you not to call me Shirley!)
The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers. There is no stopping in the red zone. (I'm sorry, Joe, but I didn't hear that because I have a drinking problem.)
And finally, Doing the "I'm famous dance"
Ding! boy
Joe (After this post, you are famous Joe!)
We salute your Fun-LUVing attitude, Ding! boy, and you make our lives a lot brighter with your "off-the-wall" signoffs. Reading your comments is almost as much fun as reading the old Burma Shave roadside signs from when I was a little bloglett (borrowed from Ding! boy and his dingletts) riding in the car with Blog Dad and Blog Mom. You've helped make Nuts About Southwest what it is today.
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Janine,
I am sorry I overlooked your comments, but I can't wait to go back to the Altoona area. I can only imagine what a bottleneck Horseshoe Curve was during WW II. Thank you so much for sharing your memories and the historical information.
Brian
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06-07-2007
05:14 PM
3 Loves
Kim, I don't know what Boeing's plans are for numbers. When they took over McDonnell/Douglas, they renamed the MD-95 as the Boeing 717 (which was the model number for the KC-135 Air Force tankers). When they had planned a supseronic transport, it was going to be the Boeing 2707.
Brian
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06-07-2007
02:07 PM
2 Loves
Yeah, Ding! boy, zip code 31024 is at the base of the Eatonton, Willard, Imperial triangle. At least you aren't flying Mom and Dad to Motown in February!
Blog Boy
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06-07-2007
02:03 PM
3 Loves
Ummm, Kim,
Don't you think that figured into Leah's travel plans? For those of you who have never been on a flight with Carole, you are missing a real treat.
Blog Boy
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06-07-2007
02:00 PM
1 Love
Barbara,
Comparing fares can sometimes be like comparing apples and oranges. We try to offer the lowest fares in any markets we serve, and folks naturally turn to us first for a low fare. That means that the lowest fares we offer tend to sellout before the other guys.
As to our schedule openings, the answer is at the top of the "Travel Tools" page at southwest.com. We tentatively plan to open our schedules from November 2 through January 16 on June 28.
Thanks, for you kind comments, especially about the holidays. Our goal is to "own the holidays," and we have some cool things planned for July 4.
Brian
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06-07-2007
09:30 AM
404 Loves
I know a lot of you share my fascination for new aircraft. Although it's a bit too big for Southwest, the first 787 is nearing completion. Click here for some neat photos in Boeing's blog, "Randy's Journals."
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06-06-2007
01:41 PM
6 Loves
Hi Jim and Paul T. Okay my Employee number is the same as the zip code for Eatonton, Georgia. (I'm in the 30,000s.) We would need Bob Barker to play higher/lower. Herb does have the lowest number of active Employees, and naturally, he is Number 1.
Number 100 isn't in the online Employee records, but it would have been assigned to an Original Employee. A retired Captain holds 737--fittingly enough. I couldn't find a 666 or a 1313, although one of our original Mechanics holds number 13.
Blog Boy
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06-04-2007
03:41 PM
17 Loves
Okay,
I need to end this right now! I ain't no snobby mairte d' and I don't need bribes to post your comments. Even if I have to search through all the nasty porn and viaga spam, I will wrestle that spam orama software to find legitimate posts. By the way, Kim, even a few of your comments have migrated there to be rescued by me.
Blog Boy
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06-04-2007
01:24 PM
18 Loves
Joe and Leah,
It takes a lot of energy and stamina to wrestle the spam-orama software to retreive a legitimate post. Let that be your guide on quantity.
Blog Boy
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Paul
We missed the Tucker, but we did go to the Lancaster City Market which dates to the late 1700s and is the oldest "farmer's market" in the nation. Incidentally, the Pennsylvania Turnpike is built on the roadbed of a stillborn railroad that the Vanderbilt's tried to build to compete with the Pennsylvania RR.
BB
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Phil,
We lived in Portland for ten years, and Tillamook was a favorite destination. Since then we have been back several times. It's a shame you can't get their ice cream or milk here, but we can buy the cheese. Fantastic.
There is a nice air museum on the way to Tillamook from Portland in McMinnville. Howard Hughes' Spruce Goose is on display.
Airships and their hangars have always fascinated me. Just north of San Jose is the old Naval Air Station at Moffett Field, and the big hangar built to house the USS Macon is a museum. The doors are so big, they are on railroad tracks. Last year, we were in Ohio and visited Akron to see the big Goodyear Hangar where they built the Macon and USS Akron. Now, I want to visit the one at Lakehurst, NJ. There are also some blimp hangars outside of Santa Ana, CA. Those and the ones in Tillamook are used in a lot of car commercials. In fact, most car commercials are filmed in Oregon.
Blog Boy
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06-01-2007
08:19 PM
3 Loves
Mr Goodwin,
You can find the answer at the top of the Travel Tools page (click here) at southwest.com. The schedule through January 16, 2008 is tentatively set to open on June 28.
Brian
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06-01-2007
06:42 PM
5 Loves
Mr. Zhao,
Thank you for the followup comments, and as you can see Memorial Day is an emotional time for many. Of course, we always want you to enjoy your Southwest flights, and we hope you will continue posting on the blog, as there are many topics of interest (we hope) to our readers.
Brian
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06-01-2007
05:21 PM
19 Loves
Hi Drew,
I've been to most of the Shareholder Meetings since I joined Southwest (except for this year--my post above this one explains where I was). In most meetings, the biggest portion of the agenda is Gary's speech, which has been excerpted on the pod casts. The second biggest portion is the audience Q&A. (The introduction of specific proposals is very formal, and the counting of ballots goes on during Gary's speech and the Q&A.) Unfortunately, as much as we try to get microphones to the Shareholders asking questions, we don't always succeed, which affects the audio quality of the Q&A session. I don't know if the quality is good enough for a podcast, but your comment will be read by those who know.
Brian
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As Southwest Employees, we receive great travel benefits that include unlimited free standby travel anywhere on the Southwest system, but pass travel requires flexibility. You can always be "bumped" by a revenue Customer (and rightly so), and this means you may not always get where you are going when you had planned. That's why I jumped when I saw an outrageous DING! special of $99 roundtrip (plus fees and taxes) from Dallas to Philadelphia. Of course, Philadelphia has so much to offer the visitor, but my wife and I like to go to more offbeat locales away from big cities, so Philly was our jumping off point.
As David Evans mentioned in an earlier post, I am a train buff, in addition to being a total airplane geek. Trains have always fascinated me, and maybe that's because I was born in the railroad town of Clovis, New Mexico. Well, the state of Pennsylvania is heaven for a train buff like me. We spent our first night in Lancaster, located in the lush rolling farmland that is the heart of the state's Amish communities. It is quite common to share the road with one of the many Amish horse-drawn buggies, and the many Amish restaurants, like Good' N Plenty, serve wonderful home cooking, complete with the area's signature shoofly pie. The Lancaster area also has two premier rail fan destinations in nearby Strasburg. One is the Strasburg Railroad, which was founded in 1832 and still features daily train rides behind steam-powered locomotives. The bookstore at the railroad has a huge inventory of railroad-related literature (my Visa card is still hurting).
Across the street is the Railroad Museum of Pennsylvania, which along with the California State Railway Museum in Sacramento, is one of the best in the country. Its artifacts are displayed with the proper interpretive viewpoint that helps the visitor place railroads in the context of their importance to our nation. And oh those artifacts! They include many steam locomotives, a Raymond Loewy-designed GG1 electric locomotive that ran on the electrified portion of the Pennsylvania Railroad between New York and Washington and between Philadelphia and Harrisburg, and a streamlined Pennsylvania E7 passenger diesel locomotive. Many of the freight and passenger cars are open to the public, along with the locomotives.
After we finished in Strasburg, we visited Reading, which is home to the Mid Atlantic Air Museum at the Reading Airport. Although many air museums are larger, Reading has two truly rare airliners from the 1950s. One is an Eastern Airlines Martin 404, and the other is a turboprop-powered Vickers Viscount in Capital Airlines livery. The museum also hosts a DC-3 in Navy markings, a World War II TBM Avenger torpedo bomber, and several other gems. Another feature makes this museum unique is that you can walk right up to (and under) the aircraft.
Our next destination was The Tunnel Inn bed and breakfast, which is in the small town of Gallitzin, just outside of Altoona. Located in the mountains, Altoona is a classic railroad town, and the shops located there built many of the steam locomotives and cars used by the Pennsylvania Railroad. The Tunnel Inn is in an old building that is just yards away from the Norfolk Southern's busy mainline. (Norfolk Southern is the current owner of the line, originally built by the Pennsylvania Railroad, which later became part of Penn Central and then Conrail.) It sits next to a set of tunnels, and a train passes by every 30 minutes on average. The Inn has an outdoor viewing deck with a fireplace, and at night, there are floodlights that illuminate the tracks. You can look down upon the engineers in the cabs of their locomotives and almost read the dials in the cab. Because of the steep grade, manned helper locomotives are used on heavier trains.
The next morning, we visited Horseshoe Curve, a National Historic Landmark, which is located between Gallitzin and Altoona. As the Pennsylvania Railroad was building west from Philadelphia to Pittsburg, it encountered a wide valley in the mountains outside of Altoona. It would have been too expensive to bridge the gap, so the engineers who built the line curved the tracks up one side of the valley and out the other. The National Park Service has a visitor's center and operates a funicular tramway up to the tracks. Altoona is also home to the Railroaders Memorial Museum, which focuses on the men and women who built and run the nation's railroads.
After the Altoona area, we hit the road toward Scranton and the Steamtown National Historic Site. Steamtown is located in downtown Scranton on the former Lackawanna Railroad land that includes a restored roundhouse and other buildings. Several of their big steam engines are kept in operating condition, and we saw one being prepared for an excursion the next day. Several times a day, the park runs a shorter half-hour train ride that is operated either with a diesel or a steam locomotive. Going to Steamtown is like stepping back in time to the 1940s.
All too soon, we had to leave this rail fan's paradise and return to Philadelphia for our DING! flight home to Dallas (I checked in using my BlackBerry the day before our return flight) , but I plan to return to Gallitzin for several days of photographing the iron horses of Horseshoe Curve.
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05-30-2007
04:40 PM
6 Loves
Mr. Zhao,
with all due respect, you must acknowledge Paul and Francisco's emotion. This is a post about a very special holiday to honor those who have died serving our nation, so it really isn't a business issue in this context.
Having said that, the vast majority of our Customers pasionately prefer open seating. this subject has been thoroughly covered on the blog. Please read their comments on Gary Kelly's two posts on the subject. Click here and here. As Phil mentioned above, assigned seating doesn't guarantee a window or an aisle seat (someone is sitting in those center seats!) nor does it guarantee that families will sit together.
(Incidentally, since the news came out last year that we might consider assigned seating, our written correspondence mirrors that on the blog.) Of course, we would LUV to have your and your family's patronage, but we have no plans to change open seating.
Brian
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05-30-2007
03:06 PM
10 Loves
Hey Jedi
The joke started with External Blog Boy Kim
Blog Boy
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05-30-2007
01:33 PM
6 Loves
Paul T
Yes the volleyball court is all sand, but it is in an island of grass surrounded by the parking lot. Also keep in mind that it is used during lunch hours not work hours.
Blog Boy
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05-29-2007
08:12 PM
9 Loves
Hey Paco,
Did you ever find Chapter 24 or page 397????
Blog Boy
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Ruby, you are allowed one carryon bag and one personal item. A purse is considered a personal item, so you will be fine.
Brian
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05-29-2007
08:06 PM
2 Loves
Deb,
just to follow up a little bit on what Joe wrote. When we had paper Awards Tickets, we did have a program where Rapid Rewards Members could donate those awards for individuals in the military. Since the Awards were on paper, the Member didn't have to reveal any personal information. Now that the Awards are electronic, it has made travel by Rapid Rewards Members much easier. However, one byproduct is that it is very difficult to donate the tickets in advance because the Awards come directly from each Member's Rapid Rewards account. A Member would have to reveal his or her password, and with that information, anyone could go into the account and strip all Awards. Note, a Member can still donate an Award on an individual basis by booking travel for the individual, but it would be extremely difficult and costly to set up such a program for a large number of individuals.
Brian
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Hi Olga,
Things have improved since this post was written. Customers may now purchase bottled water and soft drinks after they pass through security, and these items are allowed on the aircraft. In addition, the Transportation Security Administration is allowing small amounts of some liquids and gets to be carrried in plastic bags through security. For the current info, please click here.
Brian
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05-25-2007
09:42 AM
503 Loves
As you know, the Memorial Day Weekend traditionally marks the beginning of summer, and we have a lot of fun and relaxation on this weekend. The SWA Blog Team hopes each of you has a great summer, and we will be taking Monday off--look for new posts on Tuesday. (We will continue to moderate comments all weekend.)
However, during your upcoming celebrations, stop and think about the true meaning of the day, which is to honor those who in uniform who have given what Lincoln called "the last full measure of devotion." It first began in 1868, when flowers were placed on the graves of Union and Confederate graves at Arlington Cemetary.
No doubt, you know someone in uniform who is serving in harm's way. For us, that includes our Coworkers, Francisco and his shipmates, relatives, and friends. We thank them, and we wish for their safe return. We would LUV to hear your Memorial Day memory or thought.
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05-25-2007
09:41 AM
513 Loves
The Fort Worth Star-Telegram has a brand-new business blog about aviation (Jim, here's another one to monitor), and you can click here for their post about some significant changes in the battle to raise the Pilot retirement age to 65.
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Hey Jedi Blog Master,
I was on SWA flights last week, and I saw the Cube Defender in SkyMall. It really does exist.
Blog Boy
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